You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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