he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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