careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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