so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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