All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I got inside last night via doggy door
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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