Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you will always have a special place in my vag
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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