i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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