I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Bring me that man meat
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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