Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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