Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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