just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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