I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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