HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
