batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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