i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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