I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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