If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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