The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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