Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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