what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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