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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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