Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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