do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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