would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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