So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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