At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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