I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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