he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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