Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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