Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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