So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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