This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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