its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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