i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just pee around me
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Randomize
