Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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