Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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