I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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