The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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