Swine flu. Run for my life!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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