So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I have aggressive nipples.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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