I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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