Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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