I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Its about making memories worth repressing
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My vagina is officially offended.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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