How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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