I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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