i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It's never too late to be topless.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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