yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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