I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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