Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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