Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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