bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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