I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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