Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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