ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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