You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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