Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
how do flat chested girls get laid?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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